JIMMY:      Oh, the places I would like to show you.   Although I hardly know you,   I've got the funny feeling   We'd make the perfect pair.      Famous sights I wanna see you seeing.   The nights of you-and-meing.   Me.   You.   We.      Wait a minute!   Just a minute!    No.   No.   No.   No!      I'm a Joe with just one aim:   Ev'ry night to date a different dame.   Call each one of the same pet name,   "Hey, baby!"      In a row I've got my ducks--   Loads of gals to give me loads of yucks.   Leave the cooing to the other clucks,   I don't mean maybe!   Got it good...   What do I need with love?      Always practice what I preach--   Keep temptation out of easy reach.   Stick to dolls who wash their hair in bleach.   I'm happy!      Come and go the way I choose,   Never gonna sing the tied-down blues.   Other guys would kill to fill my shoes.   No wing-clipped sappy.   Got it good...   What do I need with love?      That was a near miss.   Talk about a close shave!   Flirted with disaster.   There must be someone up there watching over me.   Talk about a four leaf clover me!   Peter Rabbit's missing footsie   Means I roll without a Tootsie!   Got it good...   What do I need with love?   I got it good...   What do I need with love?      Skip the vows and all that rot   Tell the minister that I do not!   Bright and breezy is the    Birds-and-beezy is the    Free and easy is the    Life I've got   Without her...      Although I hardly know you   What do I need with love?   I got it good...   Got it good...   But now I got it   Bad!