Monica, you're crazy when you drink too much   Don't be so upset, it happens every day   The other girls are talking, yeah, they're talking trash   Get your things together and be on your way      Such a classy girl   What a classy girl      Girl, you look so silly when you make a scene   It's not a competition, just a kissing game   All the boys are talking, yeah, they're talking trash   When will you discover you're no kissing queen?      Lalalala...      Such a classy girl   What a classy girl