Well it feels like Sammy Davis   Is dancing on my brain   Tapping to that whiskey beat   While Sinatra gets a kick, from my cocaine   And it was the birth of cool   But I was still feelin kind of blue   Chillin with miles, while Maryland danced   to those funky grooves      And out of all the gin joints   In all the world   Mines a little tough to find   But ole' John Wayne    He just walked through my front door   And Brandy brings him   his whiskey and wine   That dusty road, it is well traveled   And the distance it is far   But I promise you this my friend,   You won't forget, The Baker's Dozen Bar      Well I've got a part time lover   She's across the town   While Elton sings the blues   And my tv flickers on and off   With no sound, while Huey Lewis    Does the late night news      And out of all the gin joints   In all the world   Mines a little tough to find   But ole' Bob Dylan   Just sat down across my bar   And he's telling me about    These changing times   The dusty road, it is well traveled   And the distance, it is far, far, far, far   I promise you this my friend    You won't forget, The Baker's Dozen Bar      A hush fell through the bar room   A man stood in the back   A low voice began to sing   Well it was Mr Johnny Cash   And he was dressed in all black   Surrounded by, that fiery ring   And out of all the gin joints    In all the world   Mines a little tough to find   But ole' Tupac is sippin on    Some peppermint snops    Although he arrived before his time   The dusty road is well traveled   And the distance it is far, far, far, far   I promise you this my friend   You won't forget, The Baker's Dozen Bar