The pro is here to lead the way, to save the day   (wicked little critter)   He clips the puck from Bobby Orr, he shoots he scores   (wicked little critter)   As he proceeds to torch the place, as he proceeds to scorch the place   As he proceeds to torch the place, scorcher, torcher, scorcher   (wicked little critter)      He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar   And he lays a patch on the tar   He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar   And he lays a patch on the tar      And he pops a wheelie on his minibike   And he burns rubber, and he peels out   He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar   And he lays a patch on the tar      And he clips the ball from Havlicek   And Havlicek is used and abused   He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar   And he lays a patch on the tar      He decides to ditch, and he ditches   And nobody knows where he ditched   He's a wicked little critter with a sissy bar   And he lays a patch on the tar      It's a wicked little guy   Wicked pissa little guy   Wicked scorcher little critta   He's a wicked little critta   (wicked little critta!)      He's a dink.   Way to go.   I Like him.   I got... problems.   (gun shots)