In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam   Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme   There's a place for those who love their poetry   It's just across from the sign that says, "Pros only"      So if you like a band with a chick singer,   Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones   If you dig Menudo, or MDC we salute you the way we know   For every one with dollar signs in his eyes   There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of   Rhythm section want ad   No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad   I'll tell you why      Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones   Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones   Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank   Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank      Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose   You guys must be into the Eurythmics   For every one with dollar signs in his eyes   There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of   Rhythm section want ad   No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad   And here's the reason why      Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones   Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones   Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank   Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank      Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose   You guys must be into the Eurythmics   For every one with dollar signs in his eyes   There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of   Rhythm section want ad   No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad   And here's the reason why   Rhythm section want ad   No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad   And here's the reason why   Why   Why