There's a house at the top of a tree   there's a house at the top of a tree   in the house there's a room   in the room there's a chair   and sitting in the chair is you      There's a nose at the end of a snout   of a dog with his head out the window   of a car that's driving away from the tree   and at the top of a tree   there's a house and in the house   there's a room and in the room   there's a chair and in the chair is you      There's a plan to eat the house   in the mind of a mouse in the woods   and the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected   by the nose at the end of a snout of a dog   and the dog has his head out the window of a car   and the car is driving away from the tree   and at the top of the tree there's a house   and in the house there's a room and in the room   there's a chair and in the chair is you      There are no more potato chips   in the empty bag in your hand   and the crumpling sound of the empty bag   makes the mice get mad and when the mice get mad   it leads to a plan to eat the house   and the plan's in the mind of the mouse in the woods   and the mouse in the woods has a smell that's detected   by the nose at the end of a snout of a dog   and the dog has his head out the window of a car   and the car is driving away from the tree   and at the top of a tree there's a house and in the house   there's a room and in the room   there's a chair and in the chair is you      And the reason there are no more chips   in the empty bag in your hand   is that the crumpling sound of the empty bag   makes the mice get mad which leads to a plan   to eat the house but just in time   the dog arrives to give to the mouse   the potato chips that you took from the bag   and gave to the dog to deliver to the mouse   so the mouse would not eat you