We were always drunken roustabouts   Had our ups, downs and near throwdowns   You were the center of attention   That mayor of party town   But that ended forever more   When your Les Paul crashed the Troubadour floor   Tobe's got a drinking problem      You started as a wayward teen   Joined every late night drinking team   The life of every party, first to show the last to go   How that reputation grew, until everybody knew   Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem      As the years they move along   And all your chaos carries on   Remember down in Florida we had to bail you out   Maybe now's the time to choose   Between serenity or booze   Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem      "Hey, give the guy a break, he wasn't that bad.   It isn't make or break, so give him his bottle back"      Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey      Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem      I swear by almight God   That I'm never drinking again   I'm gonna get back my girlfriend   I'm gonna get back my job   I'm never drinking again      Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem      Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem   Tobe's got a drinking problem