Where have I been all your life?   Sitting on fences, a novacain for all the senses   Another year will pass us by   Making sense of nothing in defense of something   I laughed too late and dug myself into a grave      This year I'll try not to think too much   This year I'll try to stand up for myself   This year I'll live like I've never lived before   This is my year for sure      Another stupid clumsy story   More accidental aspirations   Another explosion of silence   I think I'm going deaf   Or maybe I'm just hearing less   This year I'll try to only listen to myself      I wonder where you'll be ringing in the new year   As midnight clocks are singing   Good chance Ill be slobbering somewhere   I'll probably pass out wasted   And sleep until the smoke clears   Vague memories of midnight   Flash in tune to morning sunlight   I wake up knowing you'll never be there      I've got one hundred resolutions   But I've got no solutions   I've got one song I write a hundred times   And only a dozen or so rhymes      This year I'll try not to drink so much   This year I'll try to stand up straight   This year let's live like we've never lived before   This is my year for sure