Stuffed to the eyeballs with God knows what   You're a conversational hazard   Talking so quickly with so much ease   I think you might have just snorted a blizzard   Oh! Won't you tell it to someone else?      And we'll go down a different river   And we'll see where it carries us   Meet me at the muster station   And if the ship's going down we'll swim for the ground   Come on, come and join us here      Living a lie when I'm lying here   I've got windswept eyes in the morning   Doesn't improve as the day goes on   You've got shagpile perm in the evening!   If I could only make out the door      And we'll go down a different river   And we'll see where it carries us   Meet me at the muster station   And if the ship's going down we'll swim for the ground   Come on, come and join us here, here, here, here      If I could only make out the door!   If I could only make out the door!   If I could only make out the door!   If I could only make out the door!   (Slowly down a different river)   If I could only make out the door!   (Slowly down a different river)   If I could only make out the door!   (Slowly down a different river)   If I could only make out the door!   (Slowly down a different river)   If I could only make out the door!   (Slowly down a different river   Slowly down)