Man: 1971 Aaron D. Yates was born   Woman: 1985 Aaron wrote his first rhyme   Man: 1988 Aaron adopts the name Tech N9ne   Woman: 1990 Tech N9ne changed his producer Isty Rock Craven??   Man: 1997 Tech signs with Quest records   Woman: 1999 Tech is released from the label   Man: 2002 Tech and Strange Music teams with Embasy Entertainment and records..   [Tech N9ne]   Mothafucka   I'm a playa {*18X*}   [Chorus]   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   Oh oh oh I'm a playa   (Ya, Tecca Nina is a playa)   [Tech N9ne]   If you see me lookin clean cut   Matchin from head to toe dippin with a mean strut   Throwin and blowin green stuff   Hella creamed up with the bling cuff   Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up   If you see me step off in the clubber with some pros   With about six of em cut no longer waitin to be chosen   If you hear me tell my homies anything goes   With these chickens dippin to Davy's right when the clubber close   If you see me on the grind gettin mine   If you bust in a room and find me hittin yours from behind   If you hear me bustin rhymes, rippin each and every time   If I got it at capacity and you still got a line   If I'm rollin on dubs, if it's K-town bud   If they showin me love with a red rug at the club   If you see them haters givin me mugs   Ladies givin me hugs   Know it aint no rocket science it's because   [Chorus] 2x   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   Oh oh oh I'm a playa   (Ya, Tecca Nina is a playa)   [Tech N9ne]   I'm a playa in every sense of the word ya heard   I'm gettin money from these dummies flip your chick so absurd   I'm a playa and I pop collars   I'm a playa when I don't or when I drop dollars   Them rottweilers   She don't want no softie sayin he do when he don't   She don't want no perpetratin nine-to-fiver tryin to flaunt   She don't want no punk that can't get it crunk   No she don't   That's how it goes so my homie Calico, tell em what she want   [Calico]   She want a playa not thugs on dubs   We be rollin them 22's and 3's   Poppin ludes and V's   I'm in hot pursuit of a prostitute   Calico knock boots gots lots to shoot   And I'm pullin out the latex   And givin it to who's next   I'm pullin, pull a brunette   With unforgettable sex   She's oohin oohin new sweat   And I ain't tellin who's wet   And I ain't gettin loose yet   So who's next   For group sex   [Chorus] 2x   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   Oh oh oh I'm a playa   [Tech N9ne]   (Listen closely, this is somethin you might not know)   Never ever tell your love or else she'll get your love   Move in groups, no one on one when you hit the club   And you should know this if you call yourself a wicked thug   If you creep to the movies, throw away your ticket stub   If you sexin, learn this lesson when you wash off   Just use hot water, don't put no soap on your washcloth   That way when you get home   No questions, you won't leave her bent   Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent   Don't tell a number 2 that she's your one and only   Cause if she knows we're easy to go her own way   If you takin chickens to your secret home, hey   Always go the back way to confuse em just go the long way   To all my ladies if you playin throw your hands up   To all my fellas if you playin throw your grands up   This is forever baby havin clever thangs   I'm a playa mothafucka and I bet I never change   [Chorus] 4x   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa   Oh oh oh I'm a playa   (Ya, Tecca Nina is a playa)   [Chorus] Slowly   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   (I'm a playa!)   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   (No stoppin me!)   I'm a playa, I'm a playa   I'm a playa!