She had such tiny tears   Just like a Barbie doll   She likes to shop at Sears   And visit shopping malls   Now she's a big mamma   Tell poppa   Cry, cry, cry, cry      Old Money   Your old money doesn't matter now   Have mercy   Mercy, mercy, daddy's going fishing now   He put the bait onto his line   He's winding out his reel   Fish are swimming in the pond   Gonna let 'em sail away      He's got his eye on you   He knows just what she wants   The fish is gonna bite   She is his latest catch   'Cause he's Big Daddy   Oh, mammy   Cry, cry, cry, cry      Big Daddy   Oh, daddy's scraping bottom now   Oh, momma   Daddy, daddy, daddy does the talking now   Mesmerized like horny toads   By shiny things like jewels and gold   Throwing all their pearls to swing   Let 'em sail away      You lucky dog   You'll be on Easy Street   Drinking champagne   She gets all that she wants   His heart's desire   No more worries anymore   Like a fairy tale   Anything that she likes      I seen you do the dog   I seen you getting down   A swimming back and forth   When daddy's not around      Big Daddy   Oh, she's pretty as a picture now   Oh, momma   Oh, what a little martyr now   He knows how to drive 'em wild   One day you'd think she'd see   Saying "This is mine and this is her.   Now take that stuff away"      It's best left unspoken   One and one is two   The velvet lies sing softly   Each with a golden spoon   And she passed her time in the wind and the rain   Got a one way ticket on a Southbound train   Said baby, baby, wants to have a good time   And Big Daddy laughed   And Big Daddy smiled      Like dynamite   One fine day she'll explode   Who's laughing now?   No one sees anymore   Sneak in and out   Don't get caught running 'round   Swim back and forth   Bubbles float to the top