Early in the eighties   The brealdancers very strong   But we destroyed their discos   The day and all night long      Our loudness was incredible   Our metal alcoholical      Zombies attacked us from behind   But we survived the Berlin nights      Ugly, fat and alive   Twenty years of thrash 'til death   Ugly, fat and alive   Bangin' 'til our final breath   Ugly, fat and alive   Always held the bottles high   Ugly, fat and alive      And then we joined the beer-wars   Invasion chemical   We puked into the tour bus   The morning after smell      Our loudness was incredible   Our metal alcoholical      There knocked an alien at my door   "Meaning of life?" it asked me for      Ugly, fat and alive   Twenty years of thrash 'til death   Ugly, fat and alive   Bangin' 'til our final breath   Ugly, fat and alive   Always held the bottles high   Ugly, fat and alive      We won't be stone cold sober   Like our two-faced manager   We do the tankard club tour   No groupies there at all      Our loudness was incredible   Our metal alcoholical      We still destroy all discos   The kings of beer are back, let's go      Ugly, fat and alive   Twenty years of thrash 'til death   Ugly, fat and alive   Bangin' 'til our final breath   Ugly, fat and alive   Always held the bottles high   Ugly, fat and alive