Once I Was A Little Boy   And When Sunday Came   I'd Try Not To Think Of Dinner   And Mama's Food Again   Cos Everytime She Cooked A Roast   It Always Came Out Bad   That Was The Worst Veg And Meat   That I Had Ever Had   Then One Night A Saucer Came   A Saucer Came From Space   I Saw A Little Alien   He Told Me To My Face      Aliens Don't Eat Beef   Aliens Don't Eat Beef   We've Seen The Pain That Cows GO Through   Aliens Don't Eat Beef      Aliens Don't Eat Beef   Aliens Don't Eat Beef   We Saw B.S.E. Long Ago   Aliens Don't Eat Beef      Then That Dreaded Sunday Came   The Roast Came Out Again   Black And Hard And Smelling Burnt   It's Then I Made My Stand   Mum I Saw An Alien   An Alien Last Night   And Into The World Of Cows And Beef   He Gave Me His Insight      Aliens Don't Eat Beef   Aliens Don't Eat Beef   They've Seen The Pain That Cows GO Through   Aliens Don't Eat Beef      Aliens Don't Eat Beef   Aliens Don't Eat Beef   And If They Don't Why The Fuck Should I?   Aliens Don't Eat Beef      Well Mother Thought That I'd Gone Mad   She Sent Me To My Room   She Said I Could Only Come Down If   I Admitted I Was A Loon   I Gave In And Went Downstairs   Told My Mother So   But Now I Know Something True   That No Body Knows      Aliens Don't Eat Beef   Aliens Don't Eat Beef   They've Seen The Pain That Cows GO Through   Aliens Don't Eat Beef      Aliens Don't Eat Beef   Aliens Don't Eat Beef   They Saw B.S.E. Long Ago   Aliens Don't Eat Beef