I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark   when he made Pearl Harbor.      I miss you more than that movie missed the point   and that's a lot girl. And now, now you've gone away   and all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked   and I miss you.      I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school.   He was terrible in that film.   I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part.   He's way better than Ben Affleck, and now   all I can think about is your smile and that shitty movie too, Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.      Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.   I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than   I miss you.