This one's frivolous, it's laughing   Laughing loudly on my tongue   I think but sadly   Sadly it's me who gets the crumbs   I shall nibble with respect, ma'am   I shall pass on all the rest, ma'am   Lick your fingers, I shall crawl, ma'am   Crawl up to you on my knees   I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest    A lovely service, but confess   Now did you cheat while playing chess?   Rattling sabers on your breast, ma'am   This job's okay, but has no prospects, ma'am   I get the peas, I get the peel, I get the pips, I pass the rest