I saw this girl at the mall   Cutest thing I ever saw   I walked to her and asked her on a date   She looked at me and said \"That would be great\"      My girlfriend made my life complete   She gave me everything a guy could need   She took me through my ups and downs   Until my friends said something new was in town      Chorus:   Nintendo, just for me    Walked up and said \"What\'ll it be?\"   Nintendo, all the fun   Up to four players instead of just one   Nintendo, sight to see   Gravitized chicks that dance with me   Nintendo, it\'s the one   Doesn\'t mind having a little fun      My new toy loves to play   I could do it more than once a day   It never talks back to me or calls me bad names   Instead it lets me play all its games      Chorus      Then i saw her in the street   I walked to her and asked her what was wrong   She looked at me with her dark blue eyes   Then it hit me   She slapped me hard