A million people every day   Turn on the television set and say   Testcard girl, testcard girl   Don't you get bored selling out all day?      A million people every day   Turn on the radio set and say   Radio man, radio man   Don't you get bored selling out all day?      A million people every day   Phone up the speaking clock and say   Telephone lady, telephone lady   Don't you get bored selling out all day?      A million people every day   Turn on the speaking clock and say   Telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady   Don't go away      A million people every day   Turn on the radio set and say   Radio man, Mr radio man, Mr radio man   Don't go away      A million people every day   Turn on the television set and say   Testcard girl, little testcard girl, little testcard girl   Don't go away      You're the only one I've got