I'm out on a bender   Drink too much I might get you   You're out on a bender too      Sleep through the morning   Sheets of mine invite me   You sleep through the morning too      And it's only right   You should stay the night   Or stay a month or two      But Helena won't get stoned   Helena won't get stoned   I think it's part of her Catholic education   Helena won't get stoned      For good measure these chains    I wear they chafe me   Just for pleasure sure      Our Lady of the Rockies   Sweet virgin bliss surround me   Sportin' walkie-talkies, yeah      You got your ears on baby   My soft old lady   Leave your past behind      But Helena won't get stoned   Helena won't get stoned   I think it's part of her Catholic education   Helena won't get stoned      And it's only right   You should stay the night   Or stay a month or two      But Helena won't get stoned   Helena won't get stoned   I think it's part of her Catholic education   Helena won't get stoned