Some people like ass.   Some people like tit.   But nothing gets me going,   Like liquid shit.      My shit floats.   It floats right to the top.   I wanna shit my life away.   I never wanna stop.      (Chorus)   'Cuz' I'm an   Alophen Baby   My heart's a toilet brush   I'm an,   Alophen baby   I can't wait until I flush.      You think I'm kidding?   Well I'm no phoney.   I like what's in my ass   to ooze out bolonga.      Doesn't matter what I eat.   I'm not that picky.   Just as long as when I shit.   It's gooey, soft and icky.         (Chorus)         My family's worried.   They have suspicions.   And I guess they should   I just shit out my intestines.      But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!   There's just no way.   Especially when I'm going through   four bottles a day.         (Chorus)         I never wanna move   from my toilet bowl.   I just wanna shit   And keep my ass in the hole.      But when I shit,   I have to be alone.   I dip my fingers in my poop   And I use it as colonge.         (Chorus 5x)