When you go fishing you catch a boot or some other trash   When you play at cards you lose all your cash   You're so pathetic you never win and you never will   Not the kind of girl who'd make any guy feel a thrill      I'm sorry you'll never be a goddess like me   Step aside this is how it's got to be      I'll get the guy, yes I'm the one who will always win the day   I'm strong and I am beautiful, what more can I say?   I'll get the guy, He'll hold me close   Till the very end of time   When you lose how you will moan and cry   'Cause the guy will be mine      While you've been braggin'   I had to laugh at your silly boasts   Clearly I'm the one that he loves the most   Because I'm gentle and I am refined like you'll never be   I have won his heart   It's a prize you wont steal from me      Forget it your words won't mean a thing in the end   He'd be glad not to see your face again      I'll get the guy each time I try in a sweet and quiet way   I'm a queen and you're a hopeless fool   That's all I can say   I'll get the guy   There's so much love he and I were meant to find   You can stay with all the other girls   'Cause the guy will mine      I'll get the guy yes I'm the one...