It’s a perfect fit   For that shapeless hourglass, now   It hugs and lifts   It shows off her worst assets      But she can’t tell   That we’re all just laughing along      I guess there’ll never be    Another quite her equal   The country’s best    Can only grovel at her feet now      We’ll just shut our mouths   And pretend that we don’t think a thing      She’s rigged the game   But she still brags about her spoils   Don’t think stilettos    Will make you quite that high, now      Her baby girl    Won’t appease her ever again