Poor Petey   He Hes a lil dog    A won him at the fair   with my good friend Faris   yeah yeah Faris   Hes my good friend    Yeah he likes the videogames   And 50 cent    Yeah Yeah He likes 50 cent    And so does toby   Yeah Toby likes Eminem too   But thats all   He doesnt like Kerrang Tv because they look like pandas   And hes on the sports team and doesnt wanto be a bumpkin   Yeah cause that gets you beat up    by coolians   Yeh yeah coolians   And its not so good to get beat up yeah   Cos it hurts and that makes poor petey sad      Yeah Poor Petey   Poor Petey    Poor Petey   Poor Petey   Yeah Yeah Yeah      And then when we all then went to the fair   I won him for 3 pounds a coconut   Then i won a ride stall game   Yeah yeah rides is fun   Once i went to the park and had a good time for the swings   But thats a different matter   Yeah matter   It dont matter   A tall    atiny bit   No no no matterness   No matterness i dont thats a word but whatever   We need talk back    Think   Back to the time   When i was   Talking bout taking him back to my house    But suddenly he got angry   He smelt ferret blood   HE waas way upset when i told i used to be a llama Because he didnt like my smell   Because id been farming    Far too much pigeons   Fat ones only   Thats why its      Yeah Poor Petey   Poor Petey    Poor Petey   Poor Petey   Yeah Yeah Yeah      Yeah Yeah hey slick