Detroit couldn't rock its way out of a paper bag   Gene Simmons looks kinda cool   But Paul Stanley kinda looks like a jag   Ace Frehley can play the guitar   But he ain't no fucking Kerry King   So you get your ass out of the way   Here comes a rock revolution   Listen up cause I'm about to sing      The creatures of the night   Can't hold a candle to this   We'll be kickin' ass we'll be takin' names   When we're bigger than Kiss   I never thought cocaine   Could be as good as this   We'll live our lives in alcoholic bliss   When we're bigger than Kiss      Rock!      Me and Charlie we love it loud   Yeah you know we rock and roll all night   Paul Stanley fell down on stage and broke a hip   Let's hope he's not alright   The ladies don't like old men   Now my love gun is the one in demand   And we're gonna go down in history   As the world's greatest rock 'n' roll band      The creatures of the night   Can't hold a candle to this   We'll be kickin' ass we'll be takin' names   When we're bigger than Kiss   Calling Dr. Love hey get a load of this   Ray bet the piss out of Peter Criss   Now we're bigger than Kiss