Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   I don't have to leave this room   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   Have a smoke and watch cartoons   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   I've got no place to be   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   Except the penitentiary      I'm stuck behind these bars for 25 to life   For robbing a liquor store and   Bumpin' off my wife      You don't have to feel sorry for me   That would never do   Sittin' around here is never lonely   'Cause all my friends are in here too   And we're saving a spot for you      Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   I don't have to leave this room   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   Have a smoke and watch cartoons   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   I've got no place to be   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   Except the penitentiary      Wednesday's visitation day   But you're never here   Don't wanna see me? That's O.K.   I don't miss you like the beer      You don't have to feel sorry for me   That would never do   Sittin' around here is never lonely   'Cause all my friends are in here too   And we're saving a spot for you      Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   I don't have to leave this room   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   Have a smoke and watch cartoons   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   I've got no place to be   Every day is Saturday when you're doin' time   Except the penitentiary