D, look at D   Half a circle, half a moon, an apple slice   There goes D, Captain D   My boy D, Commander D, the well-known D   D's getting on in years so he moves a little bit slower now   D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore   And then there's W, here comes W   It's double wide, it cannot hide its pride, it's W   They call it W, there's that W   It thinks it's king, its all-time favorite thing is W      (This secontion is a small skit between D and W)   D: "W, you think you're so great"   W: "Well, I am pretty big"   D: "Yeah, you're okay. You're just not as great as you think you are."   W: "How come I never see you around anymore, D?"   D: "I got this big TV set at home now. And I like to watch the sports."