They call me Dr. Worm   Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm   I'm interested in things   I'm not a real doctor   But I am a real worm   I am an actual worm   I live like a worm      I like to play the drums   I think I'm getting good   But I can handle criticism   I'll show you what I know   And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums   I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't   Hear the doorbell      When I get into it I can't tell if you are   Watching me twirling the stick   When I give the signal, my friend   Rabbi Vole will pay the solo      Some day somebody else besides me will   Call me by my stage name, they will   Call me Dr Worm   Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm   I'm interested in things   I'm not a real doctor   But I am a real worm   I am an actual worm   I live like a worm      I like to play the drums   I think I'm getting good   But I can handle criticism   I'll show you what I know   And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums   I'm not a real doctor   But they call me Dr. Worm