Don't you dare ride your moped to my mothers house   Don't you dare, don't you dare   True love will never get you past the parkway   I swear, I swear      Well, I gathered all my days to hold on against you   I wish that you would come home   So I could resent you   How many words did I think you would keep   When all you ever wanted was a little of each      Bravado will take you far   But you will take me home   Bravado will take you far   But you will take me home      You're an eighteen-wheeler on a highway   That can't handle you   I'd like to barrel on, but I don't want to be a scandal, too   Take me on a family trip   Your girl is good and grown   Take me to a scenic lake   I will skip your heart of stone      Bravado will take you far   But you will take me home   Bravado will take you far   But you will take me home (x2)