Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   The queen is losing face   Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   A national disgrace      It's the middle of the night at the London shrine   Could have been the janitor, could have been divine   Someone said the thermostat never did work   Now we've got the temperature going berserk       Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   The queen is losing face   Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   A national disgrace      Celebrities, statesmen, history's elite   They're dripping in the hallways, they're starting to secrete   They're pouring out the pores, they're shrinking on the spot   Someone take a photograph, get 'em while they're hot       Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   The president looks alarmed   Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   A general's been disarmed      Feverish at Fleet Street, story of the year   "Get the Facts - House of Wax Photo Souvenir"   "Shameful" says the Times. "Maybe Done By Vandals"   Panic on Wall Street, put your stock in candles       I thought I heard a ghost say   "Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day   Nobody told me there's fire in the hole   Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"       Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   A rock & roll hotel   Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   They're blending very well      Elvis and the Beatles have seen a better day   Better off to burn out than to melt away   Dylan may be fillin' the puddle they designed   Is it gonna take a miracle to make up his mind?       Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   Athletes on the floor   Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   They're running out the door      Bad boy McEnroe couldn't keep his cool   Now he's with the rest of 'em, wading in the pool   "Howard Hughes - Billionaire" says the written guide   Pity that his assets have all been liquified      "Celebrity status only got in the way   Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day   You can't take it with you, there's fire in the hole   Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"       Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   The queen is losing face   Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's   A national disgrace      Down in the dungeon, the Chamber of Horrors   Look at all the criminals soften to the cores   They're mixing with the heads of state floating down the lane   Good, bad, there they go down the same drain