Sittin' back with my bros   I'm gonna propose a toast    A toast to wine    A toast to beer    A toast to vodka    And to Everclear    Love that golden honey brown    Always turns my frown upside down    And when nudity runs around   Let's hear it for the night sXe died   sXe died, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah   The night sXe died   Equilibrium is on tilt   Oh no, the bowl has been spilt   Funnel, funnel away   Tomorrow, it's a hangover day   Hangover, hangover, go away   I think I'm gonna get sloshed today   A sip of rum, a sip of gin   That's what Jim says will make you win   Hope the audience has been attentive    'Cause straightedge is for the anal-retentive    You only have your youth once    And that's what gave me incentive    To the times when I was sad   But made me feel half as bad    And in the end, we'll all be old    With our bodies lying in the cold