I've cracked enough jokes   And I've smoked enough smokes   Now I'm feeling for the ropes   I hope no one took notes   My excesses are getting the better of me   I'm ready to go home   Repeat      I try not to notice that I've spilt my drink   As I slide towards the door   I start to think      My excesses are getting the better of me   I'm ready to go home      Repeat      I was lecturing the kitchen   'Til the icebox got bored   And where's that girl gone   I was sure I'd scored      My excesses are getting the better of me   I'm ready to go home   My excesses are getting the better of me   I'm ready to go home