Well I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone   I don't know Jerry Lee I never me John & Yoko   Standin' with a strat, I'm rock 'n' roll's bastard son   Go out get drunk get wild have fun   I don't got a million dollars don't drive a Cadillac   Give me half a chance 'cause I'm not dead yet      I'm not dead yet   I'm not dead yet   I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back   You better get a bigger gun I'm not dead yet      I've been machine-gunned handgunned hijacked left for dead   Dive-bombed napalmed nuclear warheaded   Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute   Shot by a firing squad & raped by a business suit   I'm dancin' on a land mine baby one leg left   And I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet      Well you're bigger tougher meaner rougher   Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier   You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife   Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes   You knocked me to the floor then you bit me in the neck, well   Hit me again cause I'm not dead yet      I'm not dead yet, no no   I'm not dead yet   Well I'm a wild card hidin' in the middle of the deck   You better get a bigger gun, you better get a bigger gun      Well there's a mugger in the alley there's a sniper in the hall   There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by my balls   And the hangman is hangin', if I autograph the noose   Lee Harvey Oswald's brother's on the loose   Mafia hit man with a bullet for my neck   Some day he's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet      I'm not dead yet   I'm not dead yet   I'm a wild card hidin' in the middle of the deck   You better get a bigger gun, you better get your poison pen