Baby one breath away    I'll find the words to say    I'll sit and light the bong    I'll hold my hit in real long    I don't know if I can    Go up inside of you tonight    Oh Mary baby,    I could do it right       You've heard the line before    Oh Mary baby please don't think that I'm a whore    If you come home with me,    Turn off the lights and lock up the doors,    And start getting busy    I don't know if I can    Go so way up inside you tonight    Oh Mary baby,    Please don't fuss and fight       When we got to the pad    Mary baby started calling me her dad    And she gave me head    We could not find the damn bed    Fifteen years old plus one,    Hotter than a microwave oven    Oh Mary baby,    Your daddy is coming home.       (cheers and applause)       My place, is not a home    Don't make no difference    But I've found,    That I need a place to stay    Though disease was just the price I paid       Big Salty Tears    Is what I taste    As I drive    Past your house    Tonight    And all those break lights    That are in front of me    They make me    Want to get on tonight       "This is a Ziggens song by the way"      I'm at the age where I realize    The liquor store won't bring you back    I must be gettin' old    I'm at the drive-thru    And I'm making my face    All fat fat fat fat fat    Big Salty Tears       (Oo's and be-bops)      I'm at the age where I realize    Nothin' actually    Just do what I'm supposed to do    $2.17    Next window please please please please please    Big Salty Tears       (cheers and applause)