You've had your fun, your money's gone   You're only friend is the telephone   Oh duchess, now you're one of us      You stay at home and light the light   They make you smile in the empty night   Oh duchess, now you're one of us      Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans   And she sits alone by the telephone   But they won't call back again      You count the pounds and cut your hair   Won't someone send you a millionaire?   Oh duchess, now you're one of us      No friends to see, no car to drive   You'd go to bars but you're much too shy   Oh duchess, now you're one of us      Well she knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans   And she sits alone over 13 stone   And they won't come back again      She knows Latinos and she knows Mexicans   But now things are tough and they've had enough   And they won't come back again      You've had your fun your money's gone   You spend all day by the telephone