This here is a little song that we like to call Hubert   We're gonna do that one more time for ya   And it goes a little something like this, cuties      My name is Hubert and that is with an H   It is not Qubert, it is with an H   Eighth letter of the alphabet H   My name is Hubert and that is with an H      Hey Hubert!   (What?)   Hey Hubert!      My name is Hubert and I am a little lord   Don't like no typical bod   I like fat cause I don't like thin   I am partial to just about any kind of looks even men   My name is Hubert   And that is with an H   Eighth letter of the alphabet H      Hey Hubert!   (What?)   Hey Hubert!   (What?)   Hey Hubert!   (What?)   Hey Hubert!   (What?)