I saw her after school the other day   You must be adopted   I said I liked her in that special way   And that’s when you said         You’ll tell my parents and you’ll tell my girlfriend   You say she’s too old but she’s not   You tell me that your dad is gonna kill me   I don’t care because your mom is hot         And now I think about her all the time   I could be your stepdad   ’Cause we are both in our sexual prime   try not to get mad         You said that I should stay away   But I’m still calling everyday   I’m gonna ask her on a date    She has no curfew we’ll be late   I think of all the things we’ll do   She’ll help me with me homework, too   I’ll write her songs on my guitar   show her the backseat of my car   I’m gonna take her to the prom   We’re gonna make out on your lawn   I hope she feels the same way too   Has she told you?          I’m gonna get your mom   And I think it would be rad if she’d leave your dad   It’s gotta be your mom   And I know that she wants me   I see the way she taunts me   I hope I get the chance   To get into her pants   It’s gotta be your mom and me   Your mom is hot