Out in the garden there\'s a little white rabbit   Like Revlon torture for your clean little habits   As you wash your hair to keep it clean   You get to wonder why vosene\'s green   And forget about the silent animal screams      Out in the garden there\'s a little white dog   Shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog   But its tried and tested so you won\'t go blind   Animals killed for the good of mankind   For your shining hair so many have died      Out in the garden there\'s a little white cat   And you\'re catching cancer as you smoke that fag   \'When well they find the cure?\' you choke   When enough cats have died of smoke?   And they say that animals go for the throat      And the monkeys in the zoo they look so tame   In the name of science they removed their brains   To think that man evolved from this beast   Civilized savages down from the trees   The animals who run these laboratories