Gidget gets a hand    Into daddy's pocket   Silver keys, shiny red sports car   Speed-shift, baby on PCH, yeah   She's not goin' to school - surfer's rule!      Ohhhhhhh, Gidget goes to hell!      Gidget shakes her ass cool    As she strolls across the beach   She's so good yeah   At teasing all the boys there   Their hopes are rising   While their chances are falling   Frustration   It's such a subtle torture      Ohhhhhhh, Gidget goes to hell! Ohhh      She's the center of attention   As she runs into the waves   Paddles way outside, yeah   Waiting for the big one   Bigger than she knows, yeah   Huge fin on the water   Flashing white teeth snap   Bloody bikini   Ohhhhhhh, Gidget goes to hell! Ohhh!