Jinx me somethin' crazy   Thinkin' if it's three   then I'm as smooth as the skin   rolls across the small of your back   It's too bad it's not my style   If you need me   I'm out and on the parkway,   patient and waiting for headlights,   dressed in a fashion that's fitting to the   inconsistencies of my moods      It's times like these where silence means everything   And no one is to know about this   It's times like these, where silence means everything   And no one is to know about this      It's a campaign of distraction (distraction)   and revisionist (and revisionist) history, oh      It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice   (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice)   It's a shame I doubt they even care   (it's a shame I doubt they even care)   No one is to know about this      It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice   (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice)   It's a shame I doubt they even care   Don't let me down      But whatever I have gettin' myself into   maybe has been slicing inches from my waist   It's my fist vs. the bottle   (and thank God you weren't there...)   And that's how bad could this hurt   or against I won't feel a thing   (and thank God you weren't there...)   I tell you all about it   It's just not working out   (...to watch me hit the bottle)   not workin' out      It's a campaign of distraction (distraction)   and revisionist (and revisionist) history, oh      It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice   (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice)   It's a shame I doubt they even care   (it's a shame I doubt they even care)   No one is to know about this      It's a shame I don't think that they'll notice   (it's a shame, I don't think that they'll notice)   It's a shame I doubt they even care   (it's a shame I doubt they even care)   No one is to know about this      (Ba ba da dah...)   Don't let me down      This is why we were taught so much better than this   This is why we were taught so much better than this      This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does   This is what living like this does!