Microphone testing 1-2-3   In the place to be   whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!   and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle   but first and for most i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare   for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills   and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars   And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe it! So simple!   no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that my self   and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe it.      Check it out though      I was crusin down the street in my impala   they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma   I don't give a fuck about the ho!   I sock that bitch in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes   cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,   break in all the houses, steal all the TVs   Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see   I run the corner laughing hee hee, hee hee   get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson   then i let yo neighbor watch chinese dude named wilson   then i rape his momma cus im too sexy   I don't take no bullshit!   Then I'm back in my impala, sickest asian dude   saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo   alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a fuck   cus i stole you tv It's in my fucking bunker      I wish today was sunday so i could get a cheeseburger fo...   39 cents!   at mcdonalds (baby!)   and i wish it was wednesday so i could get a hamburger fo..   29cents!   at mcdonalds (baby!)      We will fight alone just as we use to do in those days   alright fight alone just like in those days.      i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.   i look in her eyeball and say u fucking bullshit   then she look at me and she say fuck you.   i say no way i have to go to school.   im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about   try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!   i likea old school, i likea new school,   mygirlfriend like my name, fucking Tai Mai Shu   if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk   what the hell make you say bookbookbook   i take my skill serious and always not for fun   i like to eat cho fun and hog tie u when im done      chinese student go to school early in the morning   and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard   chinese student do homework and they study real hard   i walk by these good looking girls   and they say you smell like moth balls!      wow you do fight well   yeah whatever dude jus gimme a fuckin marlboro lights.      (Chourus)      all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up   all my real live chinese people throw them hands up   hong kong people throw your hands up   chinese people, japanese people, every people   throw themhand up      we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!   i got 4's 4's so u kids no going   i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what i say.