My name is alice, I’m not a boy      Office hours for the rest of the world   Me and alice stay in bed   She’s not what you’d call a bachelor girl   But be careful how you tread      There are boys that bring you trouble   Very few that bring you luck   When I tell her what she’s getting   She looks at me and says that ain’t good enough      A boy called alice   I know a boy called alice   A boy called alice   I know a boy called alice, a boy called alice      Silly games that make us dizzy   Searching hard for mister right   If god’s a man what colour is he   And will he smile on me tonight      If there’s a dream I’m yet to find it   In all the novels that I’ve read   If love is cool I’m right behind it   But love ain’t cool - I’ll keep your picture instead      She did say some things I never did understand      A boy called alice   I know a boy called alice   A boy called alice   I know a boy called alice      A boy called alice   I know a boy called alice   A boy called alice   I know a boy called alice