Wojo and I would like to thank Joe. Our favorite coach in the entire world      Joe sure likes baseball   But he is a cheater   He thinks he knows it all   But he is a wiener   He has one hundred names   One of them is Jack   They all mean the same   He is an ass      Why Joe, Why Joe   Are you an ass   Why Joe, Why Joe   Do I even ask   If I could play center field   Or second base   Maybe then we’d win a game   And get first place   Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe   Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe      We made errors on the field   You gave them five outs   Though there are only three   But to Joe there’s sixteen      Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe   Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe      We could have any coach   Not really though   Anything is better than   That crack head Joe      Why Joe, Why Joe   Are you an ass   Why Joe, Why Joe   Do I even ask   If I could play center field   Or second base   Maybe then we’d win a game   And get first place   Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe   Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe      Joe, Why are you such an ass?