When I say, "Swish", you say "Flick"   Swish! Flick! Swish! Flick!   When I say, "Swish", everybody say, "Flick"   Swish! Flick! Swish! Flick!      Swish and Flick in the Great Hall, y'all   Rockin' this joint like it's the Yule Ball   Getting drunk on too much butterbeer   Like Harry and the Potters, we'll drink phoenix tears   Put the sorting hat on if you're a first year   And wave your wand if you're glad to be here   To the left, to the left   To the right, to the right   To the front, to the front   To the back, to the back   Now Swish baby, Flick baby   Don't stop, get it, get it      Slytherins in the house say, "Hiss"   And get ill like a dementor's kiss   Hufflepuffs, raise your cups in the air   And get drunk like you just don't care   Ravenclaws in the house say, "Caw"   Shake your (ass) tail like it's against the law   Gryffindors, wave your swords in the sky   And dance around like you don't know why      We're Swish and Flick making hip hop for hippogriphs   Calling out all of you hypocrites   Making money, getting rich like the Malfoys   You know I have a thing for those bad boys   We rock the house at the start of term feast   We can't be stopped, no, we can't be ceased   So raise the roof and the enchanted ceiling   Shout it out, tell me what you're feeling      We're not as big as some other schools   But every witch and wizard knows that Hogwarts rules   The bird, the bird, the bird is on fire   We don't give a Fawkes, just let the phoenix feathers burn   Burn, Fawkes' feathers, burn