I want to go home to St. Thomas    You better leave your woman at home in St. Thomas    Because she's not your girlfriend, just your turn    Better settle down because you might get burned    There's a whole lot left to learn about St. Thomas       Well the first thing that you notice about St. Thomas    Is that the island is so full of alcoholics    And if you're looking white, then you ain't right    It'll take you all night to reach Havensight    On the wrong side of the road in St. Thomas       There's lots of fun diseases in St. Thomas    Pick and choose your STD's in St. Thomas    Got a crotch-rot-twat with a side of fleas    And a double douche burger with vaginal cheese    So get your girlfriend off of her knees in St. Thomas       K-mart sucks my ass in St. Thomas    So we went to the gas and grass in St. Thomas    You can get a dime bag or 2 or 3    And have enough weed for you and her and me    Lets all go get irie in St. Thomas       Our saxophone player bought some fake weed in St. Thomas    So we traded it for mushroom tea down in St. Thomas    And now I'm on a hunt for that muddascunt    Who sold him that fake blunt    I'm out of money, so please front me some ganja       There's a rastaman watching from the forest up in St. Thomas    To keep his crop from all of the tourists down in St. Thomas    But is he gardening?    No, in his garden grows    Enough weed for a brontosaurus    Till I found the clitoris in St. Thomas