his name is Robin   he likes to hav a drink   I don’t really mind   but its during my lesson time   I want to do well   but I have Robin Stone (as a teacher)   he doesn’t know who we are (by name)   and he doesn’t give a decent grade out.      cause he’s such a ugly teacher, baby   and he’s such a pointless teacher, baby   listens to Kelly’s ‘sony’ walkman in class. oohh oohh oohh.      yea Robin drinks   and he brings a flask to school (college)   and he tells us that,   its his home made coffee from *****.   he lives far away   and drives a Rover   how dose he do 2 things at once,   drive in his car, and drink at the same time.      your such a dodgy teacher, Robin   yea your such a dodgy teacher, Stoney   listens to Pauley’s MP3 in class. oohh oohh oohh      I mean yeah,   do you think    that he can not get drunk one lesson   I mean yeah,   do you think   that his flask contains homemade coffee.      man he looks old   even though he jus ova 40.   ‘Oh My Dear God’   he’s walking right over to me,   this must be fake   I havn’t done the right work,   how does he know who I am,   and how come he hasn’t swore that much.   “I hav jus written your repot card, latley   it will arrive on Friday, maybe.   im jus a dodgy teacher like Lessa Laws. oooo o o ooo ‘