I met her in College down in Old Watford town   Where you learn some stuff on what you really W-A-N-T-A    You you W-A-N-T-A.   She walked up to me and told me a lie,   I asked her name and in a light blonde voice she said   L-O-I-S, L-L-L-O-I-S, L-O-I-S.      We’ll I’m not the worlds most cleverest guy   But I still wrote her, her very own song, which took all N-I-G-H-T   Which took all N-I-G-H-T long   Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand    Why she don’t like me for I am.   Oh L-O-I-S, L-L-L-O-I-S.      Well she drinks Champage and dances all night   With all het mates at Destiny Club      Oh my Lois, I wish you would notice      I sat next to her   She sat next to me   I jus can’t belive    What was happing to me, and to my Lois, my my my L-O-I-S.      Cause I’m not the worlds most gifted guy   But I still like to think that I do make a big D-I-F-F-R-A-N-C-E   Some what of a Diffrance.   And she’s so pretty and I’m so plain,    Please oh Lois, please oh Lois, would you you N-O-T-I-C-E   Just would you now N-O-T-I-C-E.      Well she drinks Champage and dances all night   With all het mates at Destiny Club      Oh my Lois, I wish you would notice