He knows just what you think   Its clearer than dust in the eyes   A plastic folder, a mentor to   well obviously make you despair    you don’t know nothing    he’s hard enough to matter   you wont understand   about Shamus’s life. A dream that has no matter      He Shamus, he would do anything   to get his 15 minutes of fame   He was born in Aldershot   He’s ready for war   to obtain celebrities, to do anything at all      He’s ambitious, believe me he’s gonna be big   A maid of manor, a phone to bladder   he makes up his wardrobe of sticks   don’t call him perverted    he’s neither known then you’ll eva guess   Imaginably ruff, when the going gets tough   finding pictures in the press      He Shamus, he would do anything   to get his 15 minutes of fame   He was born in Aldershot   He’s ready for war   to obtain celebrities, to do anything at all      Anything Anything Anything at all, Anything Anything Anything at all    Anything Anything Anything at all, Anything Anything Anything at all       He told them he loved them   I can tell you they were not impressed   Well if this don’t amuse you   maybe he’ll seduce you    you’ll never want to see him undressed      He Shamus, he would do anything   to get his 15 minutes of fame   He was born in Aldershot   He’s ready for war   to obtain celebrities, to do anything at all   He Shamus, he would do anything   to get his 15 minutes of fame   He was born in Aldershot   He’s ready for war   to obtain celebrities, he’ll do anything   with anyone, and absolutely   do anything   with anyone at all.