[MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]   It's Vik, known to kick a no joke vocal   And givin a chance, yoke ya slow poke local yokel   Don't smoke krill, won't need topal   If the fluoride don't kill ya then the soap will   Dope skill, nickname Musty   All up in the popes grill with quick game and crusty   He said "Trust me, what's the dang fuss B?"   Let me hold the buggy, police can't bust me   It should only take five minutes   No jive bidness, I leave no live witness   For you? Two percent on the back   And not only that, I let you get on the track   Holla back, he still ain't call   It ain't my loss boss, ball till ya fall   So what? A low cut price and pro   V'll sell a bogus marriage liscense to a mo   Like sellin weed to a thug   candy that baby gave me--"I need a new drug"   He knew the blue was too bug   After school he used to sip brew by the jug      [MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]   Enough to piss barley   Cracker told 'em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley   He said "yes'm Mr. Charlie"   Now kindly shut the fuck up I'm tryin ta twist this Marley   Dope skill!      ("You're nothing!" is being scratched'n'cut)      [MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]   Enough to piss barley   Cracker told 'em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley      (*Rap line being scratched'n'cut*)      [Carl Kavorkian]   Turn a live Saturday night to a maniac Monday   Disturb ya inner peace with this rap feng shui   Knock you out a position wit a rendition   Just a little somethin to tivo on your television   The first cat to spit a verse on star search   The only American idol ta spill a rap recital   Win a contract, then turn it down willingly   And start a bidding war that'll collapse the whole industry   Then put it out independantly   Cuz all them gifts they sendin me, just ain't bendin me   The only thing a major can give me is advice   While local cats tell me I'm just not that nice   But I don't feel bad at all after peepin their catalog   Knowin all along they always bumpin the wackest songs   Chalkin a plan with the future at hand   Being the last to stand after da band disbands      [MF Doom/Viktor Vaughn]   Enough to piss barley   Cracker told 'em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley   ..Enough to piss barley   Cracker told 'em chill before ya end up like Chris Farley      (*"Damn right!" is being scratched'n'cut*)