Sad, bored, dumb, lazy and low   Watches lord of the rings 5 times in a row   It’s the special edition with the extra footage in   Without the explicit scenes of merry and pippin      Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese      Happy, awake, joyful and high,   I think I'll have a slice of chicken pie,   It's the special recipe with extra gelatin,   Made in a pie shop based in Dunfermline.      Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Like a horsey   Like a horsey   Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day   Ride the cheese like a horsey      Look at him he can play the guitar   He’s read every page of the Qu’ran   He would rate it 5 out of 5   Because of the way it makes wars and takes lives      Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Ride the cheese   Like a horsey   Like a horsey   Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day   Ride the cheese like a horsey      So what do you do when you're bored?   You just chant:   FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA      Like a horsey   Like a horsey   Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day   Ride the cheese like a horsey      Niv (Cough)