Jessie is a friend,   yeah, I know she's been   a good friend of mine   But lately something's changed   that ain't hard to define   Jessie's got herself a url   and I want to make it mine   And she's blockin' it with her site   And she's lockin it with her might,   I just know it!   Yeah 'n' she's holding it   in her site late,   late at night.      You know, I wish that I had Jessie's url,   I wish that I had Jessie's url   Where can I find a name like that   I play along with the charade,   there doesn't seem to be   a reason to change   You know, I feel so unlucky   when she starts talkin to you.   I wanna tell her that I hate it,   but she'll keep it like a n00b      'Cos she's blockin' it with her site   And she's lockin' him with her might,   I just know it   And she's holding it   in her arms late, late at night      Like Jessie's url,   I wish that I had Jessie's url   Where can I find a name,   where can I find a name like that   And I'm lookin' at her site all the time,   wondering why she can't change it, please   I've been funny,   I've been cool with the site   Ain't that the way   jealousy to be   Tell me, where can I find a name like that      You know, I wish that I had Jessie's url,   I wish that I had Jessie's url   I want Jessie's url,   where can I find a name like that, like   Jessie's url,   I wish that I had Jessie's url,   I want,   I want Jessie's url