Why can't you pick up the telephone?   Oh I know that you're at home   I'm really past caring how you think   I just want to know about him       And you're so right, they don't miss a thing round here   And how do you think I feel?   Oh you can try but you're not getting out that way   You're just as much to blame       And if it didn't mean a thing   And you've told him to go   And if you're as sorry as you say   Why didn't you just say no?       It's strange that this room's so different now   Oh I didn't come to row   It's just this razor, he's left it on your shelf   I'll throw it out myself       And if it didn't mean a thing   And you've told him to go   And if you're as sorry as you say   Why didn't you just say no?